stella40
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Joined: 1/11/2006
From: London, UK
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These things don't annoy me but they defy my comprehension:
- WRITING IN CAPITAL LETTERS ALL THE TIME
- ppl who thk tht txtspk has rplcd standard English and that 'u' and 'U' has replaced 'you'.
- P/people that play around with personal pronouns to denote whether T/they are Dominant or submissive, and Doms Who feel that when They capitalise any personal pronoun relating to Them it makes Them look more dominant.
- subs that get upset when Dom doesn't do what sub wants, or even when Dom requires sub to do what Dom wants.
- subs who seem unable to write a basic profile but who will write paragraphs starting a thread whinging about why they can't find a Domme or Mistress
- subs who think the best chat up line is to demand a ridiculous or impossible fantasy from some unsuspecting Dom, e.g. castration, immediate and total feminization, etc.
- ageing Uncle Elmer type Doms with much younger ickle pwincesses who don't see that they're the ones being manipulated
- Masters who claim to have total control of their slaves but who leave all the decisions to.... their slaves.
- 6ft 4ins transvestites who think that wearing six inch stiletto heels make them look more convincing.
- transvestites and crossdressers who are married with kids and who feel they can't tell their wives that they enjoy wearing women's clothing.
- males who feel that the appropriate response to being rejected is to call women fat, ugly, men, transvestites or faggots.
- Dommes who think that dressing themselves up as transvestites and brandishing ....................... (insert punishment implement, e.g. cane, crop, etc) on profile photos makes them look more dominant.
- pricks who feel that sending a dick shot qualifies as a photo of themselves.
- people who think making cheap jibes and personal insults validates their arguments.
- "normal" married couples looking for a bisexual female for kinky sex
- young black women who are loud as in "OH CHANTELLE! MOTHERF*CKER! I BROKE A MOTHERF*CKING NAIL! CHECK THIS MOTHERF*CKING SHIT OUT!"
- baseball
- people who put ketchup on pizza
- people who point to their bare wrist when they ask you the time
- why American tourists from the Mid-West walk at half the speed of other Americans in London and why do they still favour 1980's fashions?
- why Victoria Beckham is famous
- why do I get e-mails containing "All The Information You Need To Make A Million Dollars" from e-mail addresses such as [email protected]?
- why some people start shopping for Christmas presents in August but leave shopping for groceries until the last couple of days before Christmas
- why does MTV assume everyone is into hip hop and rap music?
- people who drive 4WD SUV's in London
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I try to take one day at a time, but several days come and attack me at once. (Jennifer Unlimited)
If you can't be a good example then you'll just have to be a horrible warning.
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RE: Things I just don't get.. - 
. I have thought about it from time to time over the years and tried to get inside the head, so to speak, of someone involved in it and I just can't. To me, it's nothing but animal cruelty and murder. I find nothing sexy about that. But, hey, that's just me.............luci 
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, but I assure you I did not. I wish it wasn't in my head. I wish I didn't know about it 
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