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New car anyone? - 6/30/2007 8:15:51 AM   
Domspaintoy


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People in the UK will get this, i just recieved a text message that went as follows (it made me laugh so i had to share it.)

'im really pissed off! someones just crashed into my car in one of them new skoda's!!! There's fucking jam and sponge everywhere!'

To those of Y/you in the USA watch the link, its one of the best TV ADs we've had in a while. Dont forget to turn up the sound. Its great.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwswkJZEdS4

Theres no accounting for humour lol.

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RE: New car anyone? - 6/30/2007 8:19:18 AM   
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man goes into a garage and asks if they have a petrol cap for a Skoda....fair swap says the mechanic........

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RE: New car anyone? - 6/30/2007 9:11:15 AM   
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What is a "Skoda?"

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RE: New car anyone? - 6/30/2007 9:14:45 AM   
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What is a "Skoda?"


...like a car, but more joke-worthy......

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RE: New car anyone? - 6/30/2007 9:45:12 AM   
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Whats the heated rear window on the Skoda for?
Ans. Keeping your hands warm as you push it up a hill. ahhh memories.

What do you call a Convertible Skoda?
Ans. A skip.

Many more and many more forgotten.

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RE: New car anyone? - 6/30/2007 4:28:47 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: popeye1250

What is a "Skoda?"


Czech car manufacturer. Think of the Yugo, and you'll pretty much have it. Although i thought they'd been purchased by VW in the post-commie era and turned themselves around somewhat...

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RE: New car anyone? - 6/30/2007 7:20:30 PM   
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lol. thats funny!

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