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littlesarbonn -> RE: sub's with free accomodation wanted, WTF? (6/25/2007 9:31:15 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: MstrssPassion

I get that as well...

"I travel to Florida quite often on business/I typically travel to Florida at least once or twice a year to get-away..."

My typical reply would be: The last time I checked Disney World, Universal Studios, Busch Gardens & countless beaches were great vacation get-aways & points of interest for out of state visitors.... no where did I see MstrssPassion listed on the travel brochures.


You obviously don't get the brochures I get. [:)]



Viciousbabe -> RE: sub's with free accomodation wanted, WTF? (6/25/2007 9:38:05 PM)

Geez no one wants to come visit Amishville *sighs* lol



domiguy -> RE: sub's with free accomodation wanted, WTF? (6/25/2007 9:39:39 PM)

Well I was just about to announce Domipalooza '07...And though what a perfect thread to announce the beginning of my world tour.....I will be housed,  sucked and fucked by you ungrateful subs and Dommes.....So here are the listing of the cities that Domipalooza will touch down in.

Aug 9-12  Sidney and then to Melbourne Australia......I have never seen Perth might have to make the journey....Will be flying back to the states on the 13th and will be ready for some more of that fine U.S. of A. Grade A gash on the fourteenth when I arrive....

Aug 14-18 Will be visiting the Carolina's and judging from the talent pool might have to extend my trip for a few days...Due to time restraints I might have to do two or more of you at the same time...As I have always said, " A Domme is just a sub who has just never had the ploeasure of meeting the Domidong....Please RSVP....My time is valuable

Then I will proceed to head to Maryland for a night or two of pure bliss and then make my way south to Birmingham Alabama....I plan and paying tribute to the site where the four little girls were killed in the now famous bombing and then getting knee deep into some serious ass pussy.

Then it is on to Nashville I can think of nothing better than visiting the Grand Ole Opry...Unless you are visiting the Grand Ole Opry and simultaneously getting some head....As Ted nugent so aptly recited...There truly is nothing like that "sweet Nashville pussy!!!"..........So long Nashville....Off I go....

I have always had an affinity for the ocean and the surf and posh lifestyle of Palm Beach might just be a place for Domiguy to hunker down for a few days...Any takers?  Then it's back up north a great time to break out the rods to catch some walleyes and some snapper....With stops in Wisconsin and Alberta, Canada I expect my fingers to be smelling of fish for quite some time......And lastly it is a trip out to Colorado to lay my eyes, dick and mouth on those majestic mountains.

My time is valuable yoou betches....RSVP immediately....Linens must be clean......And I like my O.J. Squeezed...Can't wait to see you all.


Edited to add....Ah what the fuck...If you're gonna fuck some redneck hillbillies...I can see little disadvantage in plundering the Amish....Build me a chair and I will tie you to it....and let's just say, at that point, it's on!!!




littlesarbonn -> RE: sub's with free accomodation wanted, WTF? (6/25/2007 9:52:51 PM)

Domipalooza sounds much more exciting than Littlesarbonnpalooza, which consists of me getting out of bed at 9am, checking my messages and getting nothing but spam about penis enlargement and pills I can take to have that penis remain erect longer, having a shower, crying in my cereal (we can make it a littlesarbonnpalooza event where people can throw balls at cans that represent the various problems that exist in littlesarbonn's life, so we know what to cry about in our cereal for that day), which brings us to the "Walking to the mailbox to pick up all the circular mailings from local stores (and praying for a new Victoria Secret catalogue which is addresssed to, um, Ms. littlesarbonna). Then, once the important aspects of littlesarbonnpalooza are completed, we move onto the music entertainment, which if we're lucky consists of very scratchy recordings of the Village People, the Spice Girls and the soundtrack from Star Wars. If we're not lucky, it consists of either a humorous rendition of little sarbonn trying to play the guitar or his rendition of special yodeling pieces. That will then bring us to the star attraction of littlesarbonnpalooza, which is my hot next door neighbor Vandalyn (yeah, really hot neighbors always get a hot name) who will stand and stare at us for about five minutes, wondering why we don't get a life.

And that will complete the first day of littlesarbonnpalooza!




Casie -> RE: sub's with free accomodation wanted, WTF? (6/25/2007 10:12:50 PM)

People like that annoy me. I agree he is more than likely married. 



Owned1 -> RE: sub's with free accomodation wanted, WTF? (6/25/2007 11:11:49 PM)

Dayummm,  I am getting out my calender and planning my vacations for the year.  Now you understand some of you I will not be able to visit this year due to $$ constraints ~~ unless of course you would like to contribute,  I take cash or paypal only none of those darn plastic cards.
Now understand I would love to return the favour however I am in Canada and we have snow 12 months of the year up here in Ontario I live in an igloo with no running water (other than ice when I melt it) and you have to be able to write your name in the snow.  I do not have anything as comfortable as the ice hotel but it will do.
Now off to plan ........where to go first......hmmmm

Owned



wandersalone -> RE: sub's with free accomodation wanted, WTF? (6/26/2007 3:02:54 AM)

I am with LH on this, a lot of people want to add me to their list when they are briefly visiting Australia.  A couple of people who have contacted me have very generously offered to reward me with a 'r/l bdsm experience' in return for me showing them around and having copious amounts of sex with them!



MzMinx -> RE: sub's with free accomodation wanted, WTF? (6/26/2007 3:40:19 AM)

  hmmmm and here I thought I was special  *laughs softly* I  get about 3 or 4 mails a week offering to come stay with me ..... 



LaMistressa -> RE: sub's with free accomodation wanted, WTF? (6/26/2007 5:15:19 AM)

Hahahaha, Domipalooza beats the pants off of the Virgin Festival!

I'll be here all week, tip your waiter. Try the veal.



MHOO314 -> RE: sub's with free accomodation wanted, WTF? (6/26/2007 6:50:49 AM)

 I have always said too many people see this life as an opportunity to procure or secure---and sadly there will always be a person to let it happen.



pandoravampire -> RE: sub's with free accomodation wanted, WTF? (6/26/2007 6:52:06 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Viciousbabe

Geez no one wants to come visit Amishville *sighs* lol


sorry,couldnt' resist.
What do you call a man with his arm up the back end of cow to his elbow?
A amish combine harvester.

pandoravampire, sorry, i have tourettes tongiht.



LuckyAlbatross -> RE: sub's with free accomodation wanted, WTF? (6/26/2007 8:32:35 AM)

While providing financial service is as wonderful and legitimate as providing any other sort of service- like any aspect of wiitwd, it can be misused.

The point is, as long as everyone is up front with what they need and what they expect, then there's no problem.



chislave4you -> RE: sub's with free accomodation wanted, WTF? (6/26/2007 12:30:02 PM)

Hmmmm.... I live in Belvidere, Illinois and no one ever wonders if they can stay for free in my home.  We have a river that sometimes has water in it, we have cows nearby and we may get a train in about 10 years.

Location location location



pandoravampire -> RE: sub's with free accomodation wanted, WTF? (7/5/2007 10:46:22 PM)

im still standing by being affronted by, offerring yourself as a bdsm experience, yet forgetting to
wash
shave
put clean clothes on
tidy the fucking room up that's in the background of your profile photo, even if it is someone elses room your living in for free right now!
pandoravampire.



LadyHugs -> RE: sub's with free accomodation wanted, WTF? (7/5/2007 11:11:15 PM)

Dear pandoravampire, Ladies and Gentlemen;
 
Located near Washington, DC -- I have many an E-correspondence to which promises of relationships, service and or whatever, it is often in the same guise as has been posted by so many.
 
I don't mind meeting someone at the Club called "The Crucible" to show them around or, to meet them at the Master-slave conference to give them a bit of help.  However, in my mind's eyes as a single woman; the risks are grand indeed.  I consider 'home' a place of safety to which inviting strangers invites potential problems.  Nobody can watch people extremely close unless cameras and security personel where on premise.  Even so--theft will occur and who knows what else.  Let alone what sexual health that person is in-- STD's and such.
 
Sadly, so many people see M/s, D/s and or BDSM as a means to skate through on someone else's dime.  People need to work to appreciate money as well as the lessons learned when employed. 
 
It is sad that such people create the need for caution and suspect their motives.
 
Just some thoughts.
 
Respectfully submitted for consideration,
Lady Hugs
 



spankmepink11 -> RE: sub's with free accommodation wanted, WTF? (7/5/2007 11:23:52 PM)

I agree with everyone about the annoyance....

Wandersalone....saucey new pic, love it!!



MagiksSlave -> RE: sub's with free accommodation wanted, WTF? (7/5/2007 11:35:53 PM)

But he is a Domly one after all if he wants to just mootch off of 50 different slaves in all differents states and have them take care of him who are we to.... blah blah blah even Im not buying what im typing here.. NEEXXTTT..............


Magik's slave



CuriousLord -> RE: sub's with free accomodation wanted, WTF? (7/6/2007 12:10:37 AM)

Lots of "Pro Dom[/me]" cases where the Dom/me is trying to sell something that might not be wanted. I'm personally not attracted to the vast majority of people on this site and would consider such a waste of my time. I do not even know how many of them will find what they want. Still, I do not contest their right to seek it without being protested. Such is the nature of this community.



SDFemDom4cuck -> RE: sub's with free accomodation wanted, WTF? (7/6/2007 1:57:22 AM)

I live in a rather large tourist destination. Every holiday like clockwork there are 50+ emails from subs saying they'll be in town and want to meet for a session. I have a little tiny rant about this very thing within my profile and yet, they still ask.

My favorite was the guy that was going to be in town and wanted to meet while he sent the wife and kiddies up to Disney. Oh the temptation of tying him to his hotel bed with a ball gag and a dildo inserted and leaving him there to be found. So, so tempting. I hate it when I'm nice.



krikket -> RE: sub's with free accomodation wanted, WTF? (7/6/2007 3:34:34 AM)

i had the same thoughts, LadyHugs, living near DC..heck, it's "just on the way" from NYC to FL, and wouldn't i enjoy a visit?  NOT!!! LOL!!

my other thought was geez, sounds just like my ex, and i'd bet a nickle i'm not alone in that one either..

Happy Friday y'all!!

jimini



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