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GoddessinDallas -> My favorite quote. (6/23/2007 1:52:36 PM)

I just found my new favorite quote!

Some people are like Slinkies. They have no practical use whatsoever, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.




haloronin -> RE: My favorite quote. (6/23/2007 4:14:28 PM)

rejected ale slogans:
13) The *Other* Thin Yellowish Liquid
12) Goes Down Cold, Comes Up Smooth!
11) A decent excuse for your normal clumsy self
10) Because You're Sober
9) Tastes like piss, but you'll drink it anyway
8) Ale: That nasty taste means it's workin'!
7) You have to fill your bladder with something.
6) Don't Make Valencia Angry. You Wouldn't Like Valencia When It's Angry.
5) We don't make the urine. We make the urine faster.
4) Numbing the Embarrassment of Being You
3) It's the thicker-chicker-picker-upper!
2) Easier to Spell than Whiskey
The *Other* Thin Yellowish Liquid
and the Number 1 Rejected Slogan for Ale...

1) Ale : It's how you got here.




HaveRopeWillBind -> RE: My favorite quote. (6/23/2007 5:21:38 PM)

Time is Mother Nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once.




swtnsparkling -> RE: My favorite quote. (6/23/2007 5:31:15 PM)

Yes I've seen it . That is the quote Stef uses.




SeeksOnlyOne -> RE: My favorite quote. (6/23/2007 6:13:49 PM)

the friend i just visited in fla has a lovely butterfly adorned framed pic hanging in her hallway that reads as follows.....

better to have loved and lost, that to have spent forever with that narcissitic sociopath.

knowing her ex, it so fits.




cuddleheart50 -> RE: My favorite quote. (6/23/2007 6:16:16 PM)

There is only one happiness in life, to love and be loved. - George Sand -




bbwsubnnorcal -> RE: My favorite quote. (6/23/2007 6:16:54 PM)

"I have nothing against God. It's His FANCLUB I can't stand."
 
 
[:D]
 




mamabox -> RE: My favorite quote. (6/23/2007 6:36:04 PM)

Before you were conceived you were wanted.  Before you were born you were loved.  Before you were a minute old I'd have given my life for you.




KMsAngel -> RE: My favorite quote. (6/23/2007 6:38:58 PM)

I believe in unicorns, fairies, good men and other mythical creatures

the best revenge is a life well lived





KatyLied -> RE: My favorite quote. (6/23/2007 6:46:46 PM)

My favorite at the moment:

"I don't know why they suntan nails"
- misheard Eddie Vedder




aSlavesLife -> RE: My favorite quote. (6/23/2007 6:47:54 PM)

God is omnipotent, omniscient, and omnibenevolent - it says so right here on the label. If you have a mind capable of believing all three of these attributes simultaneously, I have a wonderful bargain for you. No checks, please. Cash and in small bills. [Robert Heinlein, Notebooks of Lazarus Long]




slaveboyforyou -> RE: My favorite quote. (6/23/2007 7:21:00 PM)

"It's noble to be good, and it's nobler to teach others to be good, and less trouble." - Mark Twain




Joseff -> RE: My favorite quote. (6/23/2007 8:34:36 PM)

This one is mine: Even too much moderation will kill you
My newest one is simpler: This is gonna hurt...




Eldritchdancer -> RE: My favorite quote. (6/23/2007 10:01:10 PM)

Stupidity should be painful for the originator, not the victim.

Who lit the fuse on your tampon?

My probationary student got your Honor student pregnant.

You're a naughty girl.... Go to my room.


Master Darkmoon




Suzykeu -> RE: My favorite quote. (6/23/2007 10:05:34 PM)

You're unique, just like everybody else.




GeekyGirl -> RE: My favorite quote. (6/23/2007 10:11:18 PM)

I'll try being nicer, if you try being smarter [;)]




michaelOfGeorgia -> RE: My favorite quote. (6/23/2007 10:18:23 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: haloronin

rejected ale slogans:
13) The *Other* Thin Yellowish Liquid
12) Goes Down Cold, Comes Up Smooth!
11) A decent excuse for your normal clumsy self
10) Because You're Sober
9) Tastes like piss, but you'll drink it anyway
8) Ale: That nasty taste means it's workin'!
7) You have to fill your bladder with something.
6) Don't Make Valencia Angry. You Wouldn't Like Valencia When It's Angry.
5) We don't make the urine. We make the urine faster.
4) Numbing the Embarrassment of Being You
3) It's the thicker-chicker-picker-upper!
2) Easier to Spell than Whiskey
The *Other* Thin Yellowish Liquid
and the Number 1 Rejected Slogan for Ale...

1) Ale : It's how you got here.


14) If you can still taste it, you're still sober




ManInTheBox -> RE: My favorite quote. (6/23/2007 10:40:15 PM)

"We're gonna need a bigger boat" from Jaws is one of the greatest lines ever
...but "Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens." from Jimi Hendrix I've always liked :) 




DeviantlyD -> RE: My favorite quote. (6/23/2007 11:23:15 PM)

Oooo...I have several quotes I like! Here are a few....

I say, if your knees aren't green by the end of the day,you ought to seriously re-examine your life.   - Calvin & Hobbes

"Remember a time when your heart was thrilled and your spirit soared, causing your knees to shake and tremble. Live in that moment. Everyday, every moment of your life, remember that ecstasy of your soul, and live there. In  that euphoria..." - James Wyant

"A man is his own easiest dupe, for what he wishes to be true he generally believes to be true."
- Demosthenes

"This above all: to thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not be false to any man."  - William Shakespeare





DeviantlyD -> RE: My favorite quote. (6/23/2007 11:26:34 PM)

Forgot one....

Where are we going? And why am I in this handbasket? - unknown (to me anyhow)




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