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sappatoti -> RE: Do Not Post On This Thread! (11/2/2009 6:29:48 AM)

[... emerging from the darkness with a large number of short, yet very thick posts, a shovel, much lava rock, and a fluorescent trail marker lamp ... digs a large, shallow bowl into the ground creating a pit several yards from the pavilion of old posts ... mounds the removed earth into a berm surrounding the pit ... whittles down each of the many short yet very thick posts into the form of bar stools ... presses the standard for each stool into the berm ... lines the shallow bowl dug out of the ground with lava rock ... collects and deposits the whittling shavings from the creation of the stools into the lava rock lined bowl dug out of the ground ... weighs down the wood shavings with more lava rock ... and finally breaks the fluorescent trail marker lamp so it lights and places it on top of the rock and wood shaving pile ... returns to the darkness and waits ...]




purepleasure -> RE: Do Not Post On This Thread! (11/2/2009 7:06:40 AM)

i'm just stopping by to investigate the odd glow.




sappatoti -> RE: Do Not Post On This Thread! (11/2/2009 11:20:36 AM)

[... the air above the pavilion of old posts begins to distort outwardly, as if someone had pushed it from behind ... a long multiphasic hum begins to sing from the center of the distortion accompanied by sparks and static electrical discharges ... The Orb slowly fades into view, pulsing it's rainbow of colors ... it slowly rotates until a fixed point on The Orb aligns with the glowing trail marker atop the pile of lava rock and wood shavings ... a long beam of blue light emanates from The Orb, pulsing along it's shaft, striking the glowing trail marker ... the hum increases, the waves of distortion around The Orb throb in synchronicity with the pulsing blue beam ... the frequency of the hum's modulations, the waves of distortion, and the beam's pulsations keep increasing in speed and frenzy until ... flames of orange, purple, and green erupt from the pile of lava rock and wood shavings, then settle down to a long, sustainable blaze ... The Orb suddenly goes dark ... all manifestations of its presence cease ... it fades slowly back to the place from which it came, as the flames continue to flicker ...]




girlygurl -> RE: Do Not Post On This Thread! (11/2/2009 12:55:34 PM)

You sure have a way with words sappa :swoon:




fluffypet61 -> RE: Do Not Post On This Thread! (11/2/2009 2:38:45 PM)

[:)]


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sappatoti -> RE: Do Not Post On This Thread! (11/2/2009 6:43:14 PM)

This is not a post. You did not see me make a post. My overseers have no knowledge that I was making a post. You cannot confirm my presence here. My presence will be disavowed. Good night.




fluffypet61 -> RE: Do Not Post On This Thread! (11/3/2009 12:11:10 PM)

POST  hole digger.

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sappatoti -> RE: Do Not Post On This Thread! (11/3/2009 12:39:28 PM)

With all due respect fluffy, this is a post hole digger.

[sm=evil.gif]




fluffypet61 -> RE: Do Not Post On This Thread! (11/3/2009 1:14:28 PM)

ok...a little overkill, maybe.




sappatoti -> RE: Do Not Post On This Thread! (11/3/2009 1:17:42 PM)

Wait 'til you see the size of the post I have.

[;)]




fluffypet61 -> RE: Do Not Post On This Thread! (11/3/2009 1:18:51 PM)

i like this delivery system...


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sappatoti -> RE: Do Not Post On This Thread! (11/3/2009 1:20:06 PM)

That's quite the post he's got between his legs.




purepleasure -> RE: Do Not Post On This Thread! (11/3/2009 1:22:46 PM)

and here I thought this was the biggest post holedigger currently "in stock"




fluffypet61 -> RE: Do Not Post On This Thread! (11/3/2009 1:24:08 PM)

BARF!!!




purepleasure -> RE: Do Not Post On This Thread! (11/3/2009 1:26:46 PM)

sorry fluffykins.

tell ya what... let me make it up to you with a nice dinner at the casino sometime very soon, ok?




sappatoti -> RE: Do Not Post On This Thread! (11/3/2009 1:26:56 PM)

I am unable to view that post at the moment, and until I have a change of heart (unlikely) I shall not ever see it.

I can only surmise that it must be quite large if pure was impressed, one way or another.




Wolf2Bear -> RE: Do Not Post On This Thread! (11/3/2009 1:56:38 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: sappatoti

[... the air above the pavilion of old posts begins to distort outwardly, as if someone had pushed it from behind ... a long multiphasic hum begins to sing from the center of the distortion accompanied by sparks and static electrical discharges ... The Orb slowly fades into view, pulsing it's rainbow of colors ... it slowly rotates until a fixed point on The Orb aligns with the glowing trail marker atop the pile of lava rock and wood shavings ... a long beam of blue light emanates from The Orb, pulsing along it's shaft, striking the glowing trail marker ... the hum increases, the waves of distortion around The Orb throb in synchronicity with the pulsing blue beam ... the frequency of the hum's modulations, the waves of distortion, and the beam's pulsations keep increasing in speed and frenzy until ... flames of orange, purple, and green erupt from the pile of lava rock and wood shavings, then settle down to a long, sustainable blaze ... The Orb suddenly goes dark ... all manifestations of its presence cease ... it fades slowly back to the place from which it came, as the flames continue to flicker ...]


*takes a running jump and leaps into the shrinking orb before it darkens......Bear vanishes with fading light*




fluffypet61 -> RE: Do Not Post On This Thread! (11/3/2009 2:00:29 PM)

Hi, bear...[sm=waves.gif]




sappatoti -> RE: Do Not Post On This Thread! (11/3/2009 2:02:20 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Wolf2Bear
*takes a running jump and leaps into the shrinking orb before it darkens......Bear vanishes with fading light*

Damn hitchhikers. No wonder The Orb is always running late.




Wolf2Bear -> RE: Do Not Post On This Thread! (11/3/2009 5:30:34 PM)

*a disembodied voice yells out...."heya fluffy, can't talk I'm being whisked away to parts unknown".....bloody hell sappa, you need warning posts about these orbs....*




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