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sappatoti -> RE: Do Not Post On This Thread! (5/4/2009 5:03:16 PM)
[... emerging from the darkness, a small canister vacuum cleaner sails through the air leaving a small trail of smoke and dust in its wake ... the canister keeps on sailing as if some mystical force propels it along invisible rails ... after a while, the canister vacuum approaches a suddenly appearing wall of flame ... the flames reach out with fiery arms and fingers and grab the little canister of metal and plastic, pulling it into the realm of the fire imps ...]

DarkFury -> RE: Do Not Post On This Thread! (5/4/2009 6:10:51 PM)
a hoard of fire imps swarm over the canister...examining the strange contraption....minutes pass before they silently signal each other and begin to glow brighter and hotter....soon the vacuum canister begins to glow brighter and brighter before quickly melting into a pile of useless metal....

fluffypet61 -> RE: Do Not Post On This Thread! (5/4/2009 7:57:46 PM)
[ ... this girl gets out the broom and dust pan...sweeps up the melted mass and ashes ... takes dustpan to empty out in the trash...]

sappatoti -> RE: Do Not Post On This Thread! (5/5/2009 6:00:51 AM)
[... If I were to write a post, edit a post, review a post, then post the post; if that posting of the post were done in a typeface color that made it nigh impossible to read without further manipulation; if there was little useful purpose behind such a post; would it be a post? If so, would it be of the type cautioned against by the OP? ...]

sirsholly -> RE: Do Not Post On This Thread! (5/5/2009 6:05:13 AM)
quote: [... emerging from the darkness, a small canister vacuum cleaner sails through the air leaving a small trail of smoke and dust in its wake ... the canister keeps on sailing as if some mystical force propels it along invisible rails ... after a while, the canister vacuum approaches a suddenly appearing wall of flame ... the flames reach out with fiery arms and fingers and grab the little canister of metal and plastic, pulling it into the realm of the fire imps ...] quote: ORIGINAL: DarkFury a hoard of fire imps swarm over the canister...examining the strange contraption....minutes pass before they silently signal each other and begin to glow brighter and hotter....soon the vacuum canister begins to glow brighter and brighter before quickly melting into a pile of useless metal.... that'll teach you to stay the hell out of my kitchen, fella's

sappatoti -> RE: Do Not Post On This Thread! (5/5/2009 9:00:07 AM)
Hmm...

fluffypet61 -> RE: Do Not Post On This Thread! (5/5/2009 1:24:46 PM)
[...girl stacks up Holly's meat loaves beside the pavilion like bricks ...]

mdr080480 -> RE: Do Not Post On This Thread! (5/5/2009 1:35:38 PM)
(Edited so that I didn't break any rules by posting here. [:)] )

Fitznicely -> RE: Do Not Post On This Thread! (5/5/2009 2:00:54 PM)
Sheesh, you can build stuff with holly's meatloaf?

fluffypet61 -> RE: Do Not Post On This Thread! (5/5/2009 2:53:32 PM)
[...girl gets out the posthole digger....digs some more holes....puts posts in the holes....disappears...]

sappatoti -> RE: Do Not Post On This Thread! (5/5/2009 4:18:40 PM)
It's preposterous to think I would break the OP's rule.

DarkFury -> RE: Do Not Post On This Thread! (5/5/2009 4:45:19 PM)
It is a posthypnotic suggestion which keeps everyone posting here.

sappatoti -> RE: Do Not Post On This Thread! (5/5/2009 4:47:28 PM)
I think I need to stop listening to that trance then, posthaste.

dreamofthemoon -> RE: Do Not Post On This Thread! (5/5/2009 5:16:46 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sappatoti [... emerging from the darkness, a small canister vacuum cleaner sails through the air leaving a small trail of smoke and dust in its wake ... the canister keeps on sailing as if some mystical force propels it along invisible rails ... after a while, the canister vacuum approaches a suddenly appearing wall of flame ... the flames reach out with fiery arms and fingers and grab the little canister of metal and plastic, pulling it into the realm of the fire imps ...] A flying... vaccuum cleaner, sappa? Does Fae know about this? She'd want to use a broom instead, methinks. [;)] No offense to the Wiccan-minded, of course. All in jest.

DarkFury -> RE: Do Not Post On This Thread! (5/5/2009 5:23:01 PM)
Well dream.....any proper witch will be riding a Cyber2000 broom. It comes with all the accessories and neatly folds up for easier storage.

dreamofthemoon -> RE: Do Not Post On This Thread! (5/5/2009 5:29:38 PM)
Ah, the things they can do with brooms these days. [:D]

girlygurl -> RE: Do Not Post On This Thread! (5/5/2009 6:37:10 PM)
tacklegropesfondleticklelicks the whole lot of ya. [:)]

sappatoti -> RE: Do Not Post On This Thread! (5/5/2009 8:11:12 PM)
It seems I own girly some long overdue post-surgical molestications... [... pouncestickleslicksnbitesnnibblesgirlysspecialticklezonesuntilshecanttakeanymorethenaskstodoitagainoverandover ...]

DemonKia -> RE: Do Not Post On This Thread! (5/6/2009 4:49:46 AM)
Hey, now. I caught you all red-handed, posting all over the place. Look at the mess. Wheat paste. Staples. Tacks. & bits of posts everywhere. Who's cleaning this mess up? shakes finger Naughty. You're all naughty.

DarkFury -> RE: Do Not Post On This Thread! (5/6/2009 5:36:30 AM)
sees the wagging finger and starts nibbling on it

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