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sappatoti -> RE: Do Not Post On This Thread! (11/28/2007 7:27:57 PM)

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Aylee -> RE: Do Not Post On This Thread! (11/28/2007 7:30:06 PM)

sappa posts are my favorite.




oreogirl -> RE: Do Not Post On This Thread! (11/28/2007 7:31:11 PM)

Obscure post




SeraphinaKrow -> RE: Do Not Post On This Thread! (11/28/2007 11:49:31 PM)

perverted post...[sm=mrpuffy.gif]




sappatoti -> RE: Do Not Post On This Thread! (11/29/2007 5:37:10 AM)

*... emerges from the darkness with a half a dozen very stout posts and lays them on the ground next to the pile of smaller posts and the smoking ashes that remain of the first pile of posts ... returns to the darkness ...*




Aylee -> RE: Do Not Post On This Thread! (11/29/2007 6:22:27 AM)

Pulls out the trout and starts grilling it over the posts.




KMsAngel -> RE: Do Not Post On This Thread! (11/29/2007 6:54:01 AM)

*throws some baby chat potatoes in, wrapped in foil, with garlic and butter*




sappatoti -> RE: Do Not Post On This Thread! (11/29/2007 6:56:26 AM)

*... emerges from the darkness and places a series of nets upon the ground, next to the pile of stout posts, the pile of smaller posts, and the smoking ash remains of the first pile of posts which now contains what appears to be food of some kind ... returns to the darkness ...*




Aylee -> RE: Do Not Post On This Thread! (11/29/2007 6:56:28 AM)

I say, Angel, you do always seem to have the right stuff about you.

Chipmunks roasting on an open fire
Hot sauce dripping from their toes
(“Oh! That tickles!”)
Yuletide squirrels fresh filleted by the choir
They poked hot skewers through their nose
(“Ow! Wrong end, ya cowboy!”)
Everybody knows some pepper and a garlic clove
Help to make them seasoned right
Tiny rats with a crisp golden coat
Will really hit the spot tonight





KMsAngel -> RE: Do Not Post On This Thread! (11/29/2007 7:03:45 AM)

no no no! [:o] i adore squirrels!!!! please don't roast squirrels [:(] (we have no squirrels here, so they aren't all pestlike to me. they're fuzzy tailed little bundles of cuteness - kinda like me!)

what are the nets for sappa?




Aylee -> RE: Do Not Post On This Thread! (11/29/2007 7:08:18 AM)

Chipmunks. . . Not squirrels.  Ya know, like Alvin, Simon, and Theodore. 




KMsAngel -> RE: Do Not Post On This Thread! (11/29/2007 7:13:15 AM)

oh the cruelty, aylee, the utter cruelty. their sweet little chocolate brown eyes, their pitiful mewls, their awful anquish...




Aylee -> RE: Do Not Post On This Thread! (11/29/2007 7:16:28 AM)

I am a SADIST!!!!!
 
So. . . here is the rest of the song. . .
 
And now when Santa sees his tray
(“Ho ho ho ho ho ho”)
There’ll be some homemade chipmunk jerky for his sleigh
(“Mmmm…Hey, look at that!”)
And every hungry child is gonna spy
To see if chipmunks really sing when they fry
And so I’m brushing on some honey glaze
To keep them crisp and juicy too
Let’s hope they get served many times many ways
Tasty Chipmunks; good food


And so I'm offering some recipes
From chipmunk pie to chipmunk stew
I’m not really sad that it ended this way
Furry chipmunks screw you





sappatoti -> RE: Do Not Post On This Thread! (11/29/2007 7:19:40 AM)

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Aylee -> RE: Do Not Post On This Thread! (11/29/2007 7:21:17 AM)

Thank you, I have just choked on hot coffee. 


Would you like to paper cut my face and put lemon juice in it as an encore? 


That is truely lovely sappa.




sappatoti -> RE: Do Not Post On This Thread! (11/29/2007 11:12:54 AM)

*... emerges from the darkness with a first-aid kit customized to treat minor burns ... places in on the ground next to the nets, the pile of stout posts, the pile of smaller posts, and the still smoldering ashes that mark what used to be another pile of posts which now holds items that look like food simmering within the embers ... returns to the darkness ...*




HotFaerieMama -> RE: Do Not Post On This Thread! (11/29/2007 11:20:14 AM)

gnitsop




BOUNTYHUNTER -> RE: Do Not Post On This Thread! (11/29/2007 11:29:29 AM)

POSTS well hell its be a while POSTS again for good measures.....




sappatoti -> RE: Do Not Post On This Thread! (11/29/2007 6:52:06 PM)

*... emerges from the darkness with another pile of posts to replace those that ended up being used as a cookfire for vegetables, fish, rodents, and other such creatures ... drops the pile next to the rest of the piles of material ... returns to the darkness ...*




Aylee -> RE: Do Not Post On This Thread! (11/29/2007 6:54:11 PM)

Leaves a hammer and nails for the mysterious stranger from the darkness while wondering what is going to be built.




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