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mistoferin -> Pet stories (6/12/2007 1:02:26 PM)

My pets have made me laugh, made me cry, amazed me and sometimes even made me scratch my head wondering WTF. They certainly keep life interesting. Some of my best memories have to do with the crazy, silly and sweet things they have done. I thought it might be nice if we shared stories about some of the more infamous moments in the lives of your pets.

My chocolate Lab Tank has been the source of many memorable moments in time. I call him my "Wonder dog" because more often than not he leaves me wondering....

A few years ago he did something that is just unforgettable. I worked a double shift that day and came home exhausted. I grabbed a quick bite to eat and sat down to take a glance at the paper. On the couch I found a pretty generic looking plastic bag that was obvious evidence (or at least so I thought) that one of the dogs had been in the trash. I picked it up and turned to them and they both gave me that "yeah, we know we shouldn't have" look. I tossed the bag in the trash and went on to read the paper. My son, who was in high school and was visiting at a friend's called to check in and I explained to him that I was deadbeat tired and would be going to bed really early. He said that he'd see me in the morning. I finished the paper and off I went to bed.

About 3:30 in the morning, Tank came and pulled the covers off me and stuck his cold nose in my face. I rolled over and tried desperately to ignore him. He persisted and wasn't about to take no for an answer. This was pretty unlike him, normally the only way he woke up at night was if you tripped over him on your way to the bathroom. So after a few minutes I dragged myself out of bed to take him outside. We lived on a lake in the country at the time and night time there is DARK. We were beyond any benefit of the back yard light when I heard this unidentifiable noise. The only way I can describe it is that it sounded something like distant machine gun fire. A few moments later Tank came back into view looking relieved and we went back in to bed.

4:15 Tank decided to play it again, covers pulled off and cold nose in the face. Ugh! Doesn't this dog know I worked a double and I am exhausted??? Once again I rolled out of bed and made my way through the backyard. Again I heard that distant machine gun fire. Honestly, I was just too tired to even try to investigate what on earth it could be. Tank back at my side looking happy once again we headed back to bed.

4:45....Tank again. You have got to be kidding me!!! Is there no rest to be had for the weary??? I found myself planning my revenge for the next day. I knew he would be lounging on the couch all day while I was at work and I wasn't going to let that happen undisturbed. I'd call on the phone and when the answering machine came on I'd excitedly ask him if he wanted to go for a ride...or if he wanted a treat. Oh yeah....this dog was not going to have a moment's rest tomorrow! It's amazing how your mind works when you are suffering from a lack of sleep!...........back to the back yard.....again that noise...what is that noise??? Oh well, too tired, back to bed.

5:30.....guess who???? Well at least now it's time to get up. Once again we trudged together across the back yard. Once again I hear machine guns in the distance. Back to the house, turn the coffee on and jump in the shower. I throw on some clothes and sit down with my coffee to check my e-mail and here comes Tank. Back to the backyard we go....machine gun fire. I look over into the now early morning light and I see that Tank is rapidly firing something from his backside. I walk over and to my amazement there are big piles of completely whole mixed nuts...you know, the gourmet kind where the cashews are as big as your thumb. There isn't anything else coming out of this dog but whole mixed nuts and he is expelling them at such a velocity that he could have shot squirrels out of trees!!!!

In the house I go, knock on my son's bedroom door. "Do you know anything about mixed nuts?"
"Oh yeah Mom, this girl (who my son was trying to get a date with) was selling nuts for one of her school fundraisers. I bought a bag of them for you and left them on the coffee table."
"Ummmmm.....how much was in the bag?"
"5 lbs!!!"

Needless to say, the vet was contacted regarding Tank's "high fiber" diet. Oh yeah, and the squirrels in the yard thought they had struck gold!







deadbluebird -> RE: Pet stories (6/12/2007 1:10:22 PM)

one of my cats jezabelle has tetnus, she has been at the vets since sat. she has inproved since then, when she went in she had gone septic. had puss coming out her eyes nose and butt. she is still in bad shape very stiff and shaking alot from pain. the vet said its possiable that it will spread to her respitory muscles and she will ahve to be put to sleep. however i will not accept that that is a possiability and am staying nothing but positive. i would be thankfull for others positive thoughts as well though.

i have two other cats and a dog and tons of storys, when i am not so drained i will post some!




LuckyAlbatross -> RE: Pet stories (6/12/2007 1:15:12 PM)

One that really comes to me now is when we let our second kitten Hobbes Xavier out to explore the whole apartment for the first time.  He waged a battle with a doormat and the doormat won. 

There was also the time when Hobbes was older and grooming himself happily in the sun.  Our older cat Alice Marie had been napping on the couch.  She woke up, saw him and for some reason started stalking him.  It was a very careful slow stalking and then BOOM- leaped from the couch onto the space directly TWO INCHES from where Hobbes was.

Hobbes freaked, did the electrified kitty thing and bolted.

Alice just looked smug and went to get a snack from the food dish.




Trampler -> RE: Pet stories (6/12/2007 1:17:57 PM)

My cat Buzz got out last night when I was bringing in groceries, Only I didn't know about it, til I noticed this morning when I hadn't seen him in several hours. Ended up going to the front/backyard several times to try and find him, to no avail.  After a few calls to family members, one suggested that I look again in the greenhouse,(he has been found in there before.) And there he was!  oooo I wanted to smack him. ( I didn't :) )




RCdc -> RE: Pet stories (6/12/2007 1:25:07 PM)

My sons gerbil Kirby (RIP) decided that sitting on my sons hand was rather boring and decided to be a daredevil and bound from hand onto the top of the TV.  She misjudged, scrabbled on the edge, two front paws hanging on, back paws scratching on the screen... and it was one of those moments like a car crash when time just slows down as you watch... and there was the cartoon *squeek* as she slid down the TV screen - completely flat - and dropped, only land deftly on the floor like nothing had occured.
 
Peace
the.dark.




AAkasha -> RE: Pet stories (6/12/2007 1:28:44 PM)



Has anyone witnessed the Labrador "butt run" or "butt tucking"?

Priceless!

Akasha




mistoferin -> RE: Pet stories (6/12/2007 1:30:18 PM)

Oh yeah....my yellow does that. Too funny!




Trampler -> RE: Pet stories (6/12/2007 1:32:36 PM)

I am not sure what you mean by that AAkasha, but it reminds me of one time I saw a dog (who had fleas.)drag his butt on the carpet because it was itching so much. lol. I laughed so hard I nearly busted a gut




mistoferin -> RE: Pet stories (6/12/2007 1:33:19 PM)

The new profile is awesome!

Your story reminded me of a day when I was watching TV. My yellow Rani loves to watch those shows where the dogs are doing retrieves. I thought it was just the whistles and what not attracting her attention....until the dog ran off camera. Rani jumped up and ran  around the TV to see if the dog came out the other side.




LuckyAlbatross -> RE: Pet stories (6/12/2007 1:35:01 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Darcyandthedark
and it was one of those moments like a car crash when time just slows down as you watch... and there was the cartoon *squeek* as she slid down the TV screen - completely flat - and dropped, only land deftly on the floor like nothing had occured.
 
Peace
the.dark.
ROFL I am totally visualizing that too much and laughing hysterically.




DomKen -> RE: Pet stories (6/12/2007 1:47:57 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: AAkasha



Has anyone witnessed the Labrador "butt run" or "butt tucking"?

Priceless!

Akasha


Do you mean when a dog plants its butt on the ground and then moves around kind of rubbing his butt against the ground, sort of a scooting motion?

If so that isn't cute, the dog is uncomfortable due to his anal glands not draining properly.
http://petcare.suite101.com/blog.cfm/dog_anal_glands




maybemaybenot -> RE: Pet stories (6/12/2007 1:48:22 PM)

I had a Boxer, Charlie, who had a little trouble with gas. Generally it didn't bother him too much, but if he was sleeping and he farted, he would wake up startled and start barking and bearing his teeth at his butt. I had to pet him and rub his belly for him to stop. He never out grew the surprise or annoyance. And I never outgrew laughing til I cried when he did this.

                                                mbmbn




AAkasha -> RE: Pet stories (6/12/2007 1:51:27 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: DomKen

quote:

ORIGINAL: AAkasha



Has anyone witnessed the Labrador "butt run" or "butt tucking"?

Priceless!

Akasha


Do you mean when a dog plants its butt on the ground and then moves around kind of rubbing his butt against the ground, sort of a scooting motion?

If so that isn't cute, the dog is uncomfortable due to his anal glands not draining properly.
http://petcare.suite101.com/blog.cfm/dog_anal_glands


Noooooo of course not, that's not it.

Labs do this thing (I have seen it a lot more in puppies than adults), usually when they get startled/exicted/in a fun way, where they start running at full speed with their butt tucked under and their back legs moving at the same time, with a total lack of steering ability quite often.  If anyone can find it on youtube, that would help!

Akasha




imthatacheyouhav -> RE: Pet stories (6/12/2007 1:54:35 PM)

LOL..Thanks for the great story....i had a Cocker Spaniel and she would get VERY excited about going "outside"...we could get her REALLY worked up by repeating very excited like..."Chelsea? wanna go outside?"...she would go NUTS...we'd fling open the door saying "GO GET EM CHELSEA!!!"...and she'd tear out of the house running her little ass off...and then you'd see it...the realization she had NO idea what the hell she was barking at....we always
got a kick outta that...LOL




DomKen -> RE: Pet stories (6/12/2007 2:00:43 PM)

Ahhh. I know what you mean now.

It's a weird gait some dogs get into when they try and run fast. I'm pretty sure it is a lot like teen age humans being clumsy because their body is growing too fast for them to adapt to the changes..

As to funny pets, my kitten is fighting an unrelenting take no prisoners war with my Roomba. She stalks and pounces on it every time it is running unless I put her up. Then when it fails to play with her or die or whatever she expects to have happen she comes and finds me and sits down and meows pathetically until I get up and go with her. She will then run up and hiss at the roomba and when it just trundles along she comes back to me with more meows clearly meaning "Daddy! do something it is ignoring me!"




windchymes -> RE: Pet stories (6/12/2007 2:20:27 PM)

He's been gone ten years now, but my Cosmo (the Wonder Dog) was the best. (And btw, he was Cosmo way before Seinfeld came along)   He was a strange mixture of  beagle, collie, springer spaniel and god only knows what else.  He got to the point where I swear he was almost human.

No matter where we lived, he'd dig one hole in the backyard.  Just one.  He wasn't a digger, he just wanted a hole to lie in when he was outside.

He understood a lot of English.  He'd be outside (in his hole) and I'd open the door and say, "Cosmo, you wanna come in the house?"  He'd look away.  I'd say, "You wanna stay outside?"  He'd look back at me hopefully.  I'd keep the game going..."In the house?"  He'd look away.  "Stay outside?" He'd look back at me.  So I'd let him stay out there.  Later on, I'd ask again, "You wanna come in the house?"  If he was ready to come in, he'd look at me for a couple seconds and then get up and mosey on in.  But if he wasn't ready yet, he'd look away and stay out there  longer

We brought down the house when we entertained at family gatherings.  We'd sit together on the floor, I'd throw one arm over him with our heads together and begin singing to the tune of "Be it ever so humble, there's no place like home....."  only I'd just go "Loo loo looooooo loo looo loooooo-oooo-ooooo, Looo looooo loo loo looo loooooooo", slowly and mournfully and he'd howl mournfully beside me.  When I got to the high notes, I'd play it up dramatically and he'd go right along with me.  It was great.

All I had to do was spell "C-A-R?"  and he'd be at the door. 

When you all get to the Rainbow Bridge someday and you hear singing.....it's me and Cosmo [;)]




RCdc -> RE: Pet stories (6/12/2007 3:20:56 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: mistoferin

The new profile is awesome!


Tytyty... glad you like and thanks for saying[:)]
(I gotta work on getting these posts up again mind erin...[;)] - Darcy issued me with that one....)
 




kiyari -> RE: Pet stories (6/12/2007 4:00:13 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: windchymes

He's been gone ten years now, but my Cosmo (the Wonder Dog) was the best. 

<snipped>. 

When you all get to the Rainbow Bridge someday and you hear singing.....it's me and Cosmo [;)]


*sniff* that is a beautiful sentiment.

When I finally came to accept that my old kitty was dying, and that it would only be a mercy to put her down, still I was beside myself with grief and powerlessness.

She had taken to, I think they call it 'denning', where she had found some small place to hide herself in, just sort of waiting for the end. She would make herself small, in one corner of the room, and just lie there, all tucked up, with her head stretched out, on the floor.

I had taken her outside for one last bit of the outdoors that she used to enjoy so much. She had not been able to eat or drink for days, and one rear leg just wouldnt work right. She was searching for water, but could not drink.

She was so very dehydrated, that it pained her to be touched. She had gone deaf a few years prior. I desperately wanted to comfort her, but she could not hear my voice, and touch pained her.

After I had brought her back inside, and she had retreated back into her corner, I was lying on the floor in tears, waiting for the vet's office to open, to make the final appointment.

I looked over at her, lying there... and she had her eyes upon me. Tears were streaming down my face, and I just looked at her. After a little, she raised her head, her eyes still meeting mine. After a little more, she got up, came over to me, and head-butted me...

That's love




NoVacancy -> RE: Pet stories (6/12/2007 4:37:52 PM)

Deadbluebird,

I feel your pain.  It doesn't sound too good for jezabelle, but maybe my story will offer you a little hope. I have what I jokingly refer to as a transgender cat.  His name was Max.   He had an operation that basically amputates the penis and male urethra and replaces it with an opening like a female. It was done to save his life because he had a disease that can be managed in females (with a larger uretheral opening) but can be fatal to males.  We had tried to manage the disease for years and finally he had an episode with some medication that nearly killed him and we knew his time was up for managing and he would have to become Maxine.  He had the surgery and it did not go well.  He bled out and in order to once again save his life, the vet brought his female cat in and gave Max a blood transfusion.  We jokingly said that the transformation to a female was now complete.  He bled out a second time, and apparently blood transfusions in cats are like organ transplants and after the first one, you cannot do a second transfusion or they reject the blood, which would be very very bad.  They could have used a synthetic plasma, but there were risks associated with that.  We needed to stop the bleeding.  It would have helped it we could have gotten him to eat better, but his appetite declined and eventually, while still at the hospital, he stopped eating all together.  They thought about inserting a feeding tube, but Max is a pukey kinda cat and we were afraid there would be aspiration issues so we took a wait and see approach. He got worse and pretty soon all his chemistry readings said that his liver and kidneys were shutting down.  They told me to take him home with me and maybe he would eat, but if he did not, they were not sure he would survive through the night.  I brought him home, with his Elizabethian collar on, and his IV's in his paw, and he was very listless.  I tried to get him to eat, but he would not. I cried and cried and said my goodbyes to Max.  Around 2:00 in the morning I decided I had nothing to lose, so I put ground cat food on my finger and I put my finger down his throat and wiped it on the back of his throat.   He could swallow, or he could choke.  He swallowed.  I did that four more times and then let him rest.  An hour later, I forced more food down his throat, which he swallowed.  I did this every hour, until finally he began to eat from a dish.  I took him back to the vet on my way to work the next morning and they did another chemistry panel and his liver functions and his kidney functions showed marked improvement.  He began to manufacture his own blood and by the end of the week, I was able to take him home. We still had 8 months of rigid convalescence. He had to have his butt bathed (with a hand shower) and medication applied twice a day for 8 FULL MONTHS.  That was in 2004.  Today I took him for his rabies shots, and the doctor and all the techs came into the examining room to see Max who they had all grown very, very fond of.  He is still on medication to help keep his bladder relaxed, but he is a very happy and healthy kitty for the most part.  I sometimes think I did him no favors by putting him through such suffering, but then I see how he and his soul mate Pooter love each other so much, and how much pleasure he gives me and how much joy and wonder he still has at the smallest things and I hope I did the right thing. 




NoVacancy -> RE: Pet stories (6/12/2007 4:46:22 PM)

And now a sweety laborador retriever story.  My brother has several chocolate labs.  At one time, there was only Lelah and Hershey.  Lelah was up in years and Hershey was just a few years old.  Both very sweet dogs.  We live out in the country with lots of woods and pasture land to roam.  My brother had let the dogs out and then gone to work.  My dad drove down the hill past his house on his way to work and saw Lelay laying down on her stomach, with her chin on her paws and Hershey standing near her as he drove by. 

My mother, an hour later, drove to work and passed them and saw Lelah laying on her stomach in the yard with her chin on her paws and Hershey standing next to her but barking at my mother as she drove by. 

My mother was the first one back roughly 9 hours later and she saw Lelah laying on her stomach in the front yard with her chin on her paws and Hershey sitting next to her.  As my mom's car approached, Hershey ran towards it barking and planted himself in front of the car so that my mom could not pass.  She stopped the car and got out and scolded him to get out of the road, but barking he ran over to Lelah's side.  My mom went to Lelah to see what was wrong and Lelah had gotten her paw stuck in her collar and had been stuck there all day long, but Hershey never left her side. 




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