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SimplyMichael -> I rarely post humor... (6/11/2007 10:22:04 AM)
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A major research institution, probably funded by a government subsidy has just announced the discovery of the densest element yet known to science. The new element has been named Bushcronium". Bushcronium has only one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 311. These particles are held together by dark forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. The symbol for Bushcronium is "Duh". Bushcronium's mass actually increases over time, as morons randomly interact with various elements in the atmosphere and become assistant deputy neutrons in a Bushcronium molecule, forming isodopes. This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientists to believe that Bushcronium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as Critical Morass". When catalyzed with money, Bushcronium activates Foxnewsium, an element that radiates orders of magnitude more energy, albeit as incoherent noise since it has 1/2 as many peons but twice as many morons. The "nucular" reaction alluded to where Duh combines with Foxnewsium (Fx) when bombarded by a moron beam yields: Duh + m (morons) + Fx = DuhmFx which is sometimes phonetically pronounced to describe the nature of the isodope produced
In breaking news, scientists at SandMutopian University have reported an interesting property of Bushcronium. The Neutron exhibits intense attraction to assistant neutrons even when the assistant neutrons are completely powerless, ineffective and have a value of zero. This is called the "Gonzales" effect.
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