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ORIGINAL: domiguy

No.  Once the egg was left in my care I would immediately make an omelette...And start playing with the other penguin gals.

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ORIGINAL: Celeste43

And they do all this wearing a tuxedo, how cool is that?

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No.  Once the egg was left in my care I would immediately make an omelette...And start playing with the other penguin gals.

Domiguy - your just so --------wrong! On so many levels!!
LMAO

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ORIGINAL: ELUSIVE1

Did you ever compare your d/s relationship to Penguin Sex??think about that,(all of you who have seen March of the Penguins)...The maledominant emporer starts the 'romancing' , chooses the mate...then they go on along journey together...she gives birth to the egg(relationship), he gestates it, keeping it safe from harm through out the hatching process,while she is taking care of bringing nourishment back, then in turn,he leaves, getting food, etc......beautiful give and take...

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And start playing with the other penguin gals.

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ORIGINAL: BiteGirl

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ORIGINAL: Celeste43

And they do all this wearing a tuxedo, how cool is that?

Oh, I reckon! :D

I think, you would have to be watching the movie, and thinking about BDSM to hatch that one up... so is that what happened?

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And start playing with the other penguin gals.

Kinda hard to do when us females abandon you guys for the winter to go eat and party. Perhaps you'll find a special friend while we're gone? You'll need one especially since you don't have an egg to occupy your time. However, your chances of not starving to death are higher than the others 'cause you had the omelet. ;-)

Master Fire

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ORIGINAL: WhiplashSmile

Can't say I've ever had these bone chillin thoughts before.  I'm with DomiGuy on this one.  Where's that Omelette, could use a little more food for thought.

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No.  Once the egg was left in my care I would immediately make an omelette...And start playing with the other penguin gals.

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ORIGINAL: domiguy
And start playing with the other penguin gals.

Kinda hard to do when us females abandon you guys for the winter to go eat and party. Perhaps you'll find a special friend while we're gone? You'll need one especially since you don't have an egg to occupy your time. However, your chances of not starving to death are higher than the others 'cause you had the omelet. ;-)

Master Fire

Great... Now I'm picturing Valyraen trying to balence a human baby-sized egg on his toes while I go off and party.

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ORIGINAL: domiguy
And start playing with the other penguin gals.

Kinda hard to do when us females abandon you guys for the winter to go eat and party. Perhaps you'll find a special friend while we're gone? You'll need one especially since you don't have an egg to occupy your time. However, your chances of not starving to death are higher than the others 'cause you had the omelet. ;-)

Master Fire

Great... Now I'm picturing Valyraen trying to balence a human baby-sized egg on his toes while I go off and party.

Come on over. We'll go to the Grub Cat (Food Lion) and select the perfect flavors of Ben and Jerry's for whatever movie we're gonna watch. I'm SURE Valyraen can handle the egg thingy. If you're not sure, simply replace it with a white porceline door knob. Works for hens.

Master Fire

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ORIGINAL: domiguy
And start playing with the other penguin gals.

Kinda hard to do when us females abandon you guys for the winter to go eat and party. Perhaps you'll find a special friend while we're gone? You'll need one especially since you don't have an egg to occupy your time. However, your chances of not starving to death are higher than the others 'cause you had the omelet. ;-)

Master Fire

Great... Now I'm picturing Valyraen trying to balence a human baby-sized egg on his toes while I go off and party.

Come on over. We'll go to the Grub Cat (Food Lion) and select the perfect flavors of Ben and Jerry's for whatever movie we're gonna watch. I'm SURE Valyraen can handle the egg thingy. If you're not sure, simply replace it with a white porceline door knob. Works for hens.

Master Fire

Hmmmmm! I really need to think this penguin shit through....I can only imagine the horror on my penguin brothers faces as I enthusiastically prepare my Domelette.  

Fine, you gals run off and leave me to my own devices...Well, my belly is now full and I don't see any of those pesky leopard seals or orcas in the vacinity...So fuck it!....I'm going to Rio baby!!...Hopefully my Domelette will sate me for my trip....at 4-6 mph it might take awhile....But I'll be sure to get my fill of that fine Brazilian  tuna once I make shore....

....See you beeeeyatches  next year!...Domiguin takes another quick look for orcas, leopard seals and other swimming nasties then does a magnificent swan dive into the chilly waters....As Domiguin swims off, the other penguins could swear they heard the faint sound of singing over the raging frozen surf...."When my baby....When my baby's out to sea... I go to Rio....de janeiro."

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ORIGINAL: kittinSol

I'm with you on this one, but at least penguins don't fly!

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ORIGINAL: ELUSIVE1

Did you ever compare your d/s relationship to Penguin Sex??think about that,(all of you who have seen March of the Penguins)...The maledominant emporer starts the 'romancing' , chooses the mate...then they go on along journey together...she gives birth to the egg(relationship), he gestates it, keeping it safe from harm through out the hatching process,while she is taking care of bringing nourishment back, then in turn,he leaves, getting food, etc......beautiful give and take...

Can't compare myself to birds...I was ruined by Hitchcock's movie.  ~shudders~