I'm now taking Flexaphisamorphorilathene...

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Griswold -> I'm now taking Flexaphisamorphorilathene... (6/5/2007 4:09:49 PM)
So, calm down Mom...(seriously)... My Mom has told me for years "you know...our family has (some incredibly horrible adjunct) and you should be VERY careful to eat (something that tastes like shit) because Uncle Alfred died of (some horrible disease that only comes from eating things that only Uncle Alfred eats)...and you know...at 48 now...you're in the (horribly disgusting, disfiguring percentages that very few ever enter...but because of Uncle Alfred...I'm like in the top 3....in the entire world {people...not percentages...so she says...but then, that's my Mom}...that would ever have this thing)... So...I'm asking one very simple question: Is your Mother as fucking chaotic as mine?

Eldritchdancer -> RE: I'm now taking Flexaphisamorphorilathene... (6/5/2007 4:29:48 PM)
Not a bit. All my mother asks me is: "Are you happy with life?" :) When I say "Yes, ma'am" she says, "Okay" and leaves me be. I truly love my mom, though she scares me a bit at times. She's a Redheaded Scorpio who grew up in a wrecking yard. At 5'8 and 135 lbs she puts men in the hospital when they screw up. And the men don't press charges because they know she'll do it again. :D Master Darkmoon

Griswold -> RE: I'm now taking Flexaphisamorphorilathene... (6/5/2007 4:35:47 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Eldritchdancer Not a bit. All my mother asks me is: "Are you happy with life?" :) When I say "Yes, ma'am" she says, "Okay" and leaves me be. I truly love my mom, though she scares me a bit at times. She's a Redheaded Scorpio who grew up in a wrecking yard. At 5'8 and 135 lbs she puts men in the hospital when they screw up. And the men don't press charges because they know she'll do it again. :D Master Darkmoon (Where the Hell was your Mother when I was 16????)

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