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BDSM one liners - 5/28/2007 11:28:04 AM

DaddyUK4baby

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I am wondering if anyone can help.
I am looking for one line jokes/sayings for a project I am starting.
Looking for ideas on the lines of "Mistress's do it with.....", "lick my(picture of a cat)" "spank me I'm naughty" "Show me some rope, I am bound to please" If anyone has any ideas I would be truly grateful. The 5 best ideas will receive one of the prototypes,(cant say too much as someone may nick the idea LOL). They dont have to be Just about BDSM, they could be along the lines of the "Love Is" cards. Maybe even Vanilla............Yuk.

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RE: BDSM one liners - 5/28/2007 12:39:10 PM

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"D/s: For some it's a lifestyle, for others, it's an excuse".

"If you can't beat 'em, flogg 'em".

"I don't know if I'm a bottom or just lazy"

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RE: BDSM one liners - 5/28/2007 12:53:01 PM

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Try 1:
(Dom) "Would you like to be whipped like this cream?" (Hold up a bottle of whipped cream.) "Or will you cream yourself when whipped?"

Try 2:
(Dom) "Do you like to be whipped like cream?" (Hold up a bottole of whipped cream) "Or will you cream yourself when I whip you?"

Try 3:
(sub) "You provide the whip, and I'll provide the cream."
or
(Dom) "I'll provide the whip- you provide the cream."

Something like that. I'm not really great at making these things up.

Okay. Enough of this before I make fifty variations of the same thing. (By fifty, though, the last one might be pretty good!)

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RE: BDSM one liners - 5/28/2007 1:24:25 PM

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'Honk if you like butt plugs'

'What would the Marquis de Sade do?'

'Got lube'

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RE: BDSM one liners - 5/28/2007 3:04:34 PM

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Whip me like you stole me?

On your knees, bitch, and smile like a donut.

I only savagely beat people I like.

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RE: BDSM one liners - 5/28/2007 4:55:40 PM

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Hey, I thought that the "I'll provide the whip, you provide the cream" one was pretty good.

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