KMsAngel
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Joined: 4/13/2007 Status: offline
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oh sari, this is just too good to be true! here lies the Dragon who thought it was good fun branding my lilly white soft ass. and here lies bear, who thought it would be fun to chain me to a cross and gently electrocute me! oh sweet revenge. tempered somewhat by their concern over my candyless state. i considered honey, dear bear, but thought you'd employ and enjoy the cabana boys cleaning it off of you. So i made a virgin mary (god knows you have enough alcohol in you already), heavy on the hot pepper sauce. First though, i shaved your pelt down to a few millimeters. you have the most adorable mole right ... there-----> And that shade of red (said as i'm dowsing you) sets off your goatee. i'd shave that off too, but honestly its so gorgeous. As for Dragon, well i just happen to have a house mate who's a fireman. And they have these wonderful flame retardent clothes. so i shredded his spare suit and used it to muffle that lovely muzzle of yours (stroke, stroke, kiss). Don't cough when u wake up darlin. And i tried to think of something adequate to make up for the brand, and just couldn't think of anything. but then i thought, ur so proud of being a twue domly dom. And you're such a handsome, shiny black scaly beast... black being such a domly colour. i just happen to have these spray cans of day glo pink. and green. and yellow. oh, this is a nice pattern.... and if you spray three of them together they get all swirly and psychedelic! oops. ur moving too much. where'd i put that titanium cable again? there. complete with a sweet little bow! now before anyone stirs too much, i'll just take a picture or twenty for my stash and disappear. don't bother looking for me in my nest, i'm not that silly!
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