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twolookingfor1 -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (4/16/2008 2:47:23 PM)

Don't look at us ..... anybody for a 3some ???
*eyebrow wiggle*




lunadancer -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (4/16/2008 2:50:47 PM)

[sm=pillowfight.gif][sm=line.gif][sm=jerry.gif] oh my




SinLee -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (4/16/2008 9:54:29 PM)

oooh more women in the bed, i win!




phoenixinchains -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (4/16/2008 10:08:12 PM)

[sm=couch.gif] ((takes out recording device))

April, 17 2008, i seem to have found myself in the great big Collar Me bed. Many people need coffee, or are horny. Don't know if i will ever see my home again, my only hope may be to gain the tribe's trust.

               ((ends recording))

i come in peace... please take me to your leader




DDraigeuraid -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (4/16/2008 11:16:33 PM)

After you bring me coffee, click your ruby slippers while repeating

There's no place like home, there's no place like home...

Dragon, who clicked his ruby slippers, and ended up in Paradise




MadameMarque -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (4/17/2008 12:14:19 AM)

*blink* *blink*

Hellloo...Okay, in order of appearance...

Nice slippers.  But I know I didn't agree to this scene...anyone dressed like a scarecrow, a tin man, or a lion, is going to have to take it down the hall.

...and you, the girl with the sign language?  It's a little early for charades. 
What?  Well, you "might hope to communicate with us" if you spoke up, a bit, dear, instead of narrating under your breath.

Oh, and no recording devices allowed.

What?  Coffee or sex?  Well, I don't drink coffee...

But I hardly know you!  Where do you think you are, in a jungle?




Gemini1766 -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (4/17/2008 3:16:57 AM)

No, not the jungle at all, but how am I to get to know you if you won't just relax and enjoy a bit of sex and conversation. I thrust, you moan and tighten around me and I groan. Great conversation! [;)]

The tin man took off, his tool rusted off.
The cowardly lion was tied up and used like the sissy boy he is.
The scarecrow, poor boy had the stuffing kicked out of him and he snuffed out in a fire.

What recording devices? If you can show me them, I'll remove them. (Good luck)
I don't drink coffee either.

If you insist, I can try to play Tazan, do you want to be Jane or Chimp?




SinLee -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (4/17/2008 5:36:30 AM)

i'll be jane! and damn i liked the tin man




Lumus -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (4/17/2008 11:18:08 AM)

Why won't you return my calls...? [:(]




parttimehotty -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (4/17/2008 11:20:39 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Gemini1766

No, not the jungle at all, but how am I to get to know you if you won't just relax and enjoy a bit of sex and conversation. I thrust, you moan and tighten around me and I groan. Great conversation! [;)]

The tin man took off, his tool rusted off.
The cowardly lion was tied up and used like the sissy boy he is.
The scarecrow, poor boy had the stuffing kicked out of him and he snuffed out in a fire.

***Don't forget GT as one of the Flying Monkeys***! :)




Phin -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (4/17/2008 1:22:58 PM)

I know your name says part time hottie... but every time I roll over you are hot...




subtee -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (4/17/2008 1:52:24 PM)

~sluuuuurrrp~




dreamofthemoon -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (4/17/2008 1:58:57 PM)

FukinTroll, is that you?  *looks*

oh, no... it's just tee...

*hugsngropes the delish tee*  [:D]




LikaLady -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (4/17/2008 2:12:45 PM)

Snuggle up and start the morning makeout session *grins*




YourDomNow -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (4/17/2008 2:42:14 PM)

**has to push someone out da bed to make room for me**




dreamofthemoon -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (4/17/2008 2:44:02 PM)

still hungry?  Lol...




YourDomNow -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (4/17/2008 2:47:06 PM)

im starvin...gimme please....[:D][:)]




dreamofthemoon -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (4/17/2008 2:51:34 PM)

*hands him a cookie... * Now, don't leave any crumbs in the bed, YDN [;)] [:)]




YourDomNow -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (4/17/2008 2:52:47 PM)

**takes the offerin..thankies......[8D]




dreamofthemoon -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (4/17/2008 2:57:23 PM)

Your welcomes, YDN... anything else you want?




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