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Lumus -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (4/7/2008 5:01:02 PM)

Badges?  I dun need no steekink badges?!

*cues the 70's porn music and rips his top off, twirling the baton*




Phin -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (4/7/2008 5:02:16 PM)

somebody please blindfold me...



dreamofthemoon -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (4/7/2008 5:11:43 PM)

ok, now would you like the purple one, the black leather one or the pink pvc/vinyl one?



Lumus -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (4/7/2008 5:12:21 PM)

*brings out the whip and sashays about, silver glitter shining on his chest*



MontrealPhoenix -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (4/7/2008 5:13:36 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Lumus

*brings out the whip and sashays about, silver glitter shining on his chest*

" THANK YOU GOD!!!" Hiiiiii Lumus *bats eyes*



Lumus -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (4/7/2008 5:17:29 PM)

*struts over to Phoenix and waggles his hips, pushing his groin out and licking his lips*




dreamofthemoon -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (4/7/2008 5:19:38 PM)

Ack, the silver glitter!  Burns me eyes, it does!

*snuggles closer to Phin*



Phin -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (4/7/2008 5:21:55 PM)

Lumus, keep dancin as long as this blindfold doesnt come off...



LadyRainfire -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (4/7/2008 5:22:44 PM)

Oooooo, Lumus dancing? I can handle that! *drools*



Lumus -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (4/7/2008 5:23:25 PM)

*saunters over to Phin, hips swaying to the beat, and lazily drapes an arm over his shoulder*

If we put our crotches close enough together, ladies, you can fold a fiver and put it down both our G-strings...! [:D]



LadyRainfire -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (4/7/2008 5:25:22 PM)

Hmmmm, if I whip out the credit card, can I swipe it myself?  *evil grin*



Phin -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (4/7/2008 5:28:47 PM)

wiggles his ass in a thong, possibly blinding every woman in the room


dam this is like putting a bowling ball in a marble sack...



Lumus -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (4/7/2008 5:31:00 PM)

*leans towards Phin and mutters*

Keep wiggling.  Once you start, they go into a frenzy.

And if you stop...well, the mob gets...unruly...



LadyRainfire -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (4/7/2008 5:35:40 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Lumus

*leans towards Phin and mutters*

Keep wiggling.  Once you start, they go into a frenzy.

And if you stop...well, the mob gets...unruly...



*snickers*

Hmmmmm, you sound like you have personal experience there, Lumus. Been to any strip clubs to perform lately?



Lumus -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (4/7/2008 5:37:23 PM)

Well, since I've lost my underwear onstage...twice...yeah, I suppose so.

*wiggles up to Puddles and catches her wrist, pressing her hand to his G-string bulge*

No credit cards, but we accept other forms of payment. [:D]



LadyRainfire -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (4/7/2008 5:39:46 PM)

*blushes and grins up at Lumus*

Hmmmm, would a live-in girl work?



Lumus -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (4/7/2008 5:41:14 PM)

*smacks Puddles' ass*

And how!  Here's the application form. [;)]

*tucks the forms down his G-string*




LadyRainfire -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (4/7/2008 5:45:48 PM)

[sm=cute.gif]

Ummmm, there's no room in there, Lumus. It seems to be filled already with something else. *evil grin*

But let me help myself here...... I'll use nice red lipstick to fill it out!



Lumus -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (4/7/2008 5:47:01 PM)

*grins widely and cups Rainfire's face with both hands, guiding her head downwards...*



LadyRainfire -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (4/7/2008 6:11:32 PM)

Hey!!! I thought that was for later! [:-]



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