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Lumus -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (2/18/2008 7:56:33 PM)

I love it when they give in.  Now, let me grab the baby oil...have to make you all nice and shiny...




DaddyAndCarina -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (2/18/2008 7:57:39 PM)

I have better oils..... * smirks* how bout a nice massage ?



Lumus -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (2/18/2008 7:59:36 PM)

I could use a good masssage...especially since I've never had a good massage.  People don't take me seriously about having to cripple-grab my back before I feel it.  I'll tell you the story about the time I plummeted down the side of a mountain whilst you work your magic, if you're inclined to hear it...




DaddyAndCarina -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (2/18/2008 8:02:19 PM)

Hmm  *wonders how long he could consentrate once she began* *Selects an oil called summer breeze* Now about the mountain incident ?



Lumus -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (2/18/2008 8:07:04 PM)

Happened when I was a kid.  My father took us all to a retreat in the mountains with the other ministers.  One of the other ministers had two sons - one a year younger than me, the other a year older.  We woke up around 5 AM, when the parental units were still passed out, and quickly decided there was a hidden treasure at the top of the mountains that we had to discover...

*settles in, relaxing*




DaddyAndCarina -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (2/18/2008 8:16:30 PM)

Hmm I must be slipping ...  you lasted longer than I  thought



Lumus -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (2/18/2008 8:35:00 PM)

Oh, I can talk more when relaxed...I was just relaxing. [;)]

Shall I continue?




DaddyAndCarina -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (2/18/2008 8:36:07 PM)

Yes  *  smiles as she dribbles cool oil down his back*



Lumus -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (2/18/2008 8:45:41 PM)

Well, naturally, we went up the trails away from the cabins to find this treasure we had hatched in our pre-adolescent minds [this was when I was eight].  After several hours of fighting pine trees and following animal tracks, we actually came quite close to the summit.  However, it was a good thirty to fifty feet straight up, with no handholds.  Dejectedly, we began wandering back down the side of the mountain...

...little to the left, luv.




DaddyAndCarina -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (2/18/2008 8:51:42 PM)

* places well warmed damp towels on his  back  for a bit and runs her hands over them in a kneading manner*



Lumus -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (2/18/2008 8:55:22 PM)

Thankee.

Now, as we made our way back for several hours we realized we were lost.  The older boy looked at me and said, "Hey, you were supposed to be the guide!  I've been following you!"  This was news to me, but since that was the case I thought I'd get us back on track.  I started walking away from the trail twoards the mountain's edge, and we soon found...

*sniffs*

Don't make me smell too pretty.  Got a rep, ya know. [:D]




DaddyAndCarina -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (2/18/2008 8:57:38 PM)

* pops you in the back of the head* Who is doing this me or you ?



sunshinemiss -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (2/18/2008 8:57:54 PM)

ok... is there room in this love fest for a 3rd?



DaddyAndCarina -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (2/18/2008 9:00:24 PM)

Good at massages ?  I have  his back covered * smirks showing Sun a bottle lilac scented oil*



Lumus -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (2/18/2008 9:00:51 PM)

By all means, sunshine. [:)]

I'd continue my story, but my train of thought was derailed

when someone smacked me in the back of the head...!

[8D]




sunshinemiss -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (2/18/2008 9:02:21 PM)

and here i thought i would get the massage....



DaddyAndCarina -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (2/18/2008 9:04:27 PM)

* dribbles COLD lilac oil on Lumus*



Lumus -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (2/18/2008 9:06:25 PM)

*flips over suddenly and repositions his legs like pincers, grabbing carina by the waist*

There's a few ways this can go.  I will enjoy most of them.

You won't.

*grins darkly*




DaddyAndCarina -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (2/18/2008 9:08:15 PM)

* screams *  
*points to  Sun*
She did it I swear



Lumus -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (2/18/2008 9:10:19 PM)

*curls the fingers of his left hand like claws and reaches for a nipple*




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