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sunshinemiss -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (2/17/2008 4:53:48 AM)
Phin, come over here and let's use that beard to tickle something that has been shaven. hmmm?

Phin -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (2/17/2008 4:56:43 AM)
that can be aranged, but remember, I give the orders around here

sunshinemiss -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (2/17/2008 5:40:46 AM)
Yes Sir! Whatever you say, Sir... how can I please you, Sir?

Phin -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (2/17/2008 5:42:35 AM)
you can start with a massage, I am sore from last night.

sunshinemiss -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (2/17/2008 6:02:46 AM)
gets out the oil and turns the lights down, lights a candle and puts on native american flute music. begins by rubbing oil between my hands to warm it, touching your back and rubbing the oil into you. whispers in your ear..."With a happy ending Sir?"

Phin -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (2/17/2008 6:05:55 AM)
of course

Daddysredhead -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (2/17/2008 6:51:14 AM)
Why are you sore? I know why I am... [8D]

bschwimmer -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (2/17/2008 10:32:41 AM)
I think I have the flu make me some tea dear

Phin -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (2/17/2008 6:29:46 PM)
you dont have to share... on a side note... I am reading The Stand... the thought of getting sick creeps me out...

jadedserendipity -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (2/17/2008 6:38:52 PM)
turns over leaving my bum to you and looking over my shoulder in a huff Fine I won't!

dreamofthemoon -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (2/17/2008 6:53:02 PM)
pats your bum and cuddles next to Phin... if he doesn't mind, that is...

Lumus -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (2/17/2008 8:10:15 PM)
What was that quote from Benny Hill... "Or-gee, can I join in?" stares rudely at your exposed parts

dreamofthemoon -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (2/17/2008 8:16:37 PM)
feeling quite bold... smiles go ahead, i don't mind...

Lumus -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (2/17/2008 8:18:28 PM)
flashes a quirky smile and lets one fingernail graze along the length of one of dream's thighs

dreamofthemoon -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (2/17/2008 8:23:33 PM)
ooh, i can feel the goosebumps already purrrr

Lumus -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (2/17/2008 8:24:42 PM)
An instrument only sounds as good as the one who plays it. cracks his knuckles

dreamofthemoon -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (2/17/2008 8:28:56 PM)
well, this one definitely needs a tune-up, lol

Lumus -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (2/17/2008 8:38:34 PM)
We're all rusty at one time or another. Hell, I haven't done anything sexual [involving another person] in about a year and a half. Then opportunity knocks and you pull out the blindfold; ball gag; candles; restraints; knives; feathers; lengths of rubber tubing; pliers; lighter; flogger; fishhooks... Wow. Really need to clean out the closet more often...

dreamofthemoon -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (2/17/2008 8:45:28 PM)
Knives and fishyhooks? Erm, really, Lumus? Maybe save those for later, please... O.o smile

Lumus -> RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM (2/17/2008 8:51:35 PM)
What can I say. I'm a twisted fuck.

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