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MasterMike04103 -> RE: Do guys with 14 inches or more produce more cum than normal length? (8/9/2007 5:42:56 AM)

There are also all natural "money shot makers" like ropex which DOES work, I tried it for a bit with one girl I dated and went from Zero to hero in a couple weeks




came4U -> RE: Do guys with 14 inches or more produce more cum than normal length? (8/9/2007 8:42:43 AM)

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Folks... it's a prosthesis.  It's not a real penis.  It's a rubber/foam penis with a tube inside.  The 'cum' shot is little more than fake semen fired through that hose.


where can I purchas such man-meat? lol




Stephann -> RE: Do guys with 14 inches or more produce more cum than normal length? (8/9/2007 8:52:47 AM)

Well, I only have one, but I might rent it to you for a fair price....

Shipping is at your expense, though ;)

Stephan Holmes




came4U -> RE: Do guys with 14 inches or more produce more cum than normal length? (8/9/2007 9:03:39 AM)

mmmm rent a meat.

luck I've had lately, it is quite tempting LOL.

<counts pocket change.




charmdpetKeira -> RE: Do guys with 14 inches or more produce more cum than normal length? (8/9/2007 9:18:01 AM)

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The 'cum' shot is little more than fake semen fired through that hose.


That’s a shame, really. I heard it’s good for the completion. He could have made a killing in cosmetics.

Of course that was on my favorite drama show, so I don’t know how true it is, but the one time I had it all over my face, it seemed softer after.

Hey wait, that was his and mine. If I could just get.. my… face… down…..

Oh never mind.

k




Stephann -> RE: Do guys with 14 inches or more produce more cum than normal length? (8/9/2007 10:40:19 AM)

It's the protein and fructose that's good for your skin.  You could get similar results with an egg mixed up and put on your face.

Pity you wouldn't be able to enjoy the act of getting on nearly as much as you would the real thing though....grins.

Stephan




GhitaAmati -> RE: Do guys with 14 inches or more produce more cum than normal length? (8/9/2007 11:49:37 AM)

slight hijack...I was told once that dudes with above average size always had trouble producing enough blood to get "really" hard.....anyone wanna comment on wether its true?




charmdpetKeira -> RE: Do guys with 14 inches or more produce more cum than normal length? (8/9/2007 2:26:59 PM)

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It's the protein and fructose that's good for your skin.  You could get similar results with an egg mixed up and put on your face.


Ah huh!! I thought there was something to it. Good to know about the egg; it will have to do for now. [:(]

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Pity you wouldn't be able to enjoy the act of getting on nearly as much as you would the real thing though....grins.



You're right, I do believe I would enjoy the real thing so much more; especially with the added benefits.

Just like a day at the spa. [:D]

k




instynctive -> RE: Do guys with 14 inches or more produce more cum than normal length? (8/10/2007 7:22:24 AM)

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ORIGINAL: GhitaAmati

slight hijack...I was told once that dudes with above average size always had trouble producing enough blood to get "really" hard.....anyone wanna comment on wether its true?


I can be a little slow "out of the gate", as it were, but once that momentum gets going, I suffer from priapism.  [8D]




mnottertail -> RE: Do guys with 14 inches or more produce more cum than normal length? (8/10/2007 7:35:59 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Stephann

It's the protein and fructose that's good for your skin.  You could get similar results with an egg mixed up and put on your face.
Stephan


 
This type of thing is likely to seriouosly fuck with my current service contracts.
 
Please don't use this home made complexion semen rub at home kids, it is fuckin' dangerous, I have plenty natual supply for you. All you have to do is beg.

Ron 




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