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Randomly Drainful - 5/10/2007 6:51:13 PM

puella

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You know what I find more than passably annoying ( and yes, I am aware that no-one really cares)?

When people put on their little itemized lists on their profile... massage , expert (receiving)

Come on, you are an expert at receiving a massage???? What does that entail, moaning and absorbing gloriousness?

(Thank you, I play all week.)

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RE: Randomly Drainful - 5/10/2007 7:08:25 PM

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I have often wondered that myself. Some of the things that people claim to be an "expert" at are just too funny. Just recently read the profile of a guy who is an expert at "bar hopping". Is that today's politically correct way of saying he has a drinking problem?

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RE: Randomly Drainful - 5/10/2007 7:12:40 PM

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Snore...

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RE: Randomly Drainful - 5/10/2007 7:19:13 PM

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Dang.. it must have taken an awful lot out of you to to wake up AND to post to a thead you yourself found so drainful!

Oh the glorious irony!!

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RE: Randomly Drainful - 5/10/2007 7:19:29 PM

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I must have a high definition of "expert," cause I didn't feel like I was an expert in anything, even the skill I've practiced professionally for 20 years.

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RE: Randomly Drainful - 5/10/2007 7:20:31 PM

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Hrm... I know for a fact that I am an expert at a couple of things.. enjoying chocolate and enjoying.... well the rest is irrelevant!

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RE: Randomly Drainful - 5/10/2007 8:23:03 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: puella

You know what I find more than passably annoying ( and yes, I am aware that no-one really cares)?

When people put on their little itemized lists on their profile... massage , expert (receiving)

Come on, you are an expert at receiving a massage???? What does that entail, moaning and absorbing gloriousness?

(Thank you, I play all week.)

It means they're very good at just laying there. I wouldn't take that as a good sign for their sex life.

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RE: Randomly Drainful - 5/10/2007 9:25:32 PM

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When people put on their little itemized lists on their profile... massage , expert (receiving)

Come on, you are an expert at receiving a massage???? What does that entail, moaning and absorbing gloriousness?

(Thank you, I play all week.)

Pue Baby….

I actually think you’re wrong here. I think after you’ve had many massages, you begin to understand your body, the never-heard-of-before-muscle groups, fascia, etc, a lot more.

You begin to take a serious liking to your body, and understsand what brings on the pain, what takes it away; and how lots of water is good for it, etc. You understand the immeasurables

I get an hour-and-a-half message once a week. It’s a combination of some serious deep tissue work with intuitive cranial-sacral mixed in. It’s really allowed me to know and understand my body better – seriously.

A massage isn’t just a ''massage’’. And there’s much much ''more'' to a massage than just having your feet and back rubbed.

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RE: Randomly Drainful - 5/10/2007 11:52:55 PM

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A massage isn’t just a ''massage’’. And there’s much much ''more'' to a massage than just having your feet and back rubbed.

But only if you tip them REALLY well.

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RE: Randomly Drainful - 5/11/2007 12:58:58 AM

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Or offer to rub them down too!

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A massage isn’t just a ''massage’’. And there’s much much ''more'' to a massage than just having your feet and back rubbed.

But only if you tip them REALLY well.

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RE: Randomly Drainful - 5/11/2007 2:50:06 AM

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You get an hour and a half every week?????? How jealous am I???!!!!

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RE: Randomly Drainful - 5/11/2007 5:28:12 AM

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I get an hour-and-a-half message once a week. It’s a combination of some serious deep tissue work with intuitive cranial-sacral mixed in. It’s really allowed me to know and understand my body better – seriously.

Bastard.

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RE: Randomly Drainful - 5/11/2007 5:51:30 AM

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Actually, I posted a thread on this very topic about a year ago?

And I even made a journal post about it, if anyone wants to actually subscribe to my journal

Anyone who lists being expert at "giving massage", though.....I'm yours!

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RE: Randomly Drainful - 5/11/2007 10:37:11 AM

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"Blow-job, (receiving) , expert"
I've seen that too.
To my way of thinking you can only be an "expert" on the "giving" end.

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